Pick Up Lines – Useful or Not?

I was having lunch with colleagues at the office pantry, then Ted was reading out some lines in his computer. And I was like, what? ahhahaha it’s sooooooo corny!

Then we gathered around his area and started to read the other lines from the email that was sent to him this morning. We were laughing so hard… then it made me think…

Hey actually these lines do really work if the person who’s stating the lines is someone you like or interested in… but ofcourse, if you’re not interested at the person at all, when you hear the lines from that person, your reaction will be like “uhhh” “errr” “duh”.

Anyways, sharing them with you.. I find most of the lines brilliant, hilarious, corny & cute!!!

• Siguro magaling ka talaga sa puzzle? Kasi umpisa palang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na agad.
• I don’t know your name. Can I call you mine?
• Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.
• Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
• Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!
• Are you a video game? Cos I hope you’re not TEKKEN.
• Do you have a library card? Cos I’m checking you out!
• Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit saang angulo ka tignan ang ganda mo eh.
• Papicture tayo para madevelop!
• Napakarami na talagang banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip… Kundi ikaw…
• Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Asthma ka ba? Cos you take my breath away.
• Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
• Alam mo, ako ang SCIENCE at ikaw ang LAB ko.
• Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!
• Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging… Sayo.
• Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
• Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.
• Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you’re okay!
• Paos nanaman ang puso ko. Pano kasi palaging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo…
• Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
• Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Paki substitute naman yung “X” ko please?
• Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
• Tabi tayo pag exams ha? Kasi I feel perfect when I’m beside you.
• Kung ako ang player at ikaw ang bola, mashushoot ba kita?
• Tapos na ba exams mo? Pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?
• Isasama na kita. “Do not leave your valuables unattended” daw eh.
• May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I’m planning to save all my love for you.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you.
• Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.
• Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.
• Centrum ka ba? Cos you make my life complete.
• Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.
• Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!
• I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta… Together, we are one.
• Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.
• Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Bagay tayo.
• Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you’re hot as hell!
• Please help the homeless, take me home with you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Cos you’re the only ten I see!
• Are you Jamaican? Cos ja mai can me crazy!
• I’ve tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.
• Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.
• Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita? (I love you) I love you too.
• Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you.
• Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA. I can’t move on.

If you have any other lines to add, let me know hahaha.